TOPIC: Any Given Sunday
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13 years 3 months ago #1277744007- Miracle8x7
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Sorry to hear about your spouse. Hope she heals soon and remember... take it slow and use extra lube!
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They don't use 20% anymore due to speculation that it could be causing lumps/bumps/nodules thus the migration to factory supplied concentrations of 2%, 10% and 30%.
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Re: Any Given Sunday
13 years 3 months ago #1277747657HC
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13 years 3 months ago #1277752661Justadude wrote: So sorry to hear that Hulk, I'm sure you're torn up about it. I assume her injury is solely related to your size?
Yes, she was having the time of her life and then I went into "gorilla fucked" mode and things got bad in a hurry.
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13 years 2 months ago #1278048771I got a vasectomy and had to drop my pants and the doctor said "is it always this big? " then asked if ive had adema of the penis? I had to break down and explain my procedure to him. He had only seen it one other time and it was a dermal graph.
I had to strip for the nurse too..... she took a special liking to me I guess cause I had shaved for the procedure but she decided it wasn't good enough and had to handle my shaft, which was funny because the doc didn't need to cut anywhere close to where she shaved.
Also, my 5 year old son saw it one morning while I was pissing and said "wow daddy your dinky is huge" "it looks like a hot dog shooting a meatball".... lol you dads out there will see the humor in that. It made me laugh pretty good.
My wife and I have begun having sex again, very gently though. Its very enjoyable to us both. Anal sex is almost oit of the question so im looking into anal plugs to help me succeed lol. My measurements fluctuated when I couldn't masterbate and my measurement was 6.6" ms and once I started masterbating again it went back to 6.8. So its either some swelling or stimulating the collagen. Not sure but i figure round 2 will be in august to correct some aesthetic issues that ive discussed previously.
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13 years 2 months ago #1278051116- carljohnson
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thehulk wrote: Anal sex is almost oit of the question so im looking into anal plugs to help me succeed lol.
Don't worry your butt will loosen up eventually!!! LOL j/k
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13 years 2 months ago #1278051904carljohnson wrote:thehulk wrote: Anal sex is almost oit of the question so im looking into anal plugs to help me succeed lol.
Don't worry your butt will loosen up eventually!!! LOL j/k
Great I'm looking forward to it!
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13 years 2 months ago #1278052120- Miracle8x7
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???Great I'm looking forward to it!
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13 years 2 months ago #1278052229miracle7.5x6.3 wrote: Posted by thehulk:???Great I'm looking forward to it!
If he's being sarcastic why cant I?
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13 years 2 months ago #1278052318- Miracle8x7
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My favorite...
Son: Daddy?
Me: Yes, son.
Son: Your muscle is really, really big. You've been exercising. That's why you're so big.
Me: I have to stay in shape so I can protect you and mommy.
Son: Pointing at my crotch... Are you going to hit the bad guy with your pee-pee?
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13 years 2 months ago #1278054487miracle7.5x6.3 wrote: Awwww... I was gettin' a stiffy! Much love hulkeepoo! Good to hear you and the misses are doing well. My kids say similar shit to me. My junk hangs out of my shorts sometimes. At 6.75" Flaccid length, it requires attention from time to time to ensure I'm not "showing off". lol Can be embarrassing in certain situations.
My favorite...
Son: Daddy?
Me: Yes, son.
Son: Your muscle is really, really big. You've been exercising. That's why you're so big.
Me: I have to stay in shape so I can protect you and mommy.
Son: Pointing at my crotch... Are you going to hit the bad guy with your pee-pee?
Get a stiffy all you want bud. Cause I only play switch. If you're goin in, so am I.
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13 years 2 months ago #1278054627- Miracle8x7
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13 years 2 months ago #1278054754Lmao.
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Re: Any Given Sunday
13 years 2 months ago #1278055358- Miracle8x7
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At your size, I hope you're a one-pump-chump! I know... I could name my Cock Thor and we could put together a team...
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