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9 years 7 months ago #1294674115- Mustang2020
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chester wrote: Very entertaining, Mustang! This is a fine example of a scenario I've brought up before. Guys think it's all fun and games to have a big Dick until you stop getting call backs because you're busting up pussies. It's a real problem. Guys, make sure you think through *all* scenarios thoroughly before pulling the trigger on PE procedures.
When penis PMMA was in its early stages, few people went big to very big, it was e new frontier then. Now that we have more feedback we can see that very big is not always the way to go. I think it is a case by case scenario.
Is this particular case, this lady would have enjoyed almost any size, she is very very small. There are more psychological issues here than the size alone.
Some women can take any size. I went out with a young lady a couple for years ago (with my present size) who never had kids and she did not feel tight at all, she never complained, hurt nor climaxed, and yes she was Asian.
Just goes to show me, ya never know!!!! LOL.....
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Mustang2020 wrote: Another update:
due to severe weather in our area and family matters, I have been delayed till after this weekend. I was scheduled to be back home mid this week.
She called me again and is totally pissed off, why I am so late...I didn't give her any excuses, just told her I am busy, really actually, and that I'll contact her when I am back...I am getting put off by her attitude, we have not even done anything and shes behaving like this. But can't deny that I'd like to see how it ends up.
She's sprung man
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Really need to ban this guy!
2.5 months and no update!
2.5 months and no update!
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I feel like I'm waiting for the next season of Game Of Thrones to start...
Talk about a cliffhanger!
Mustang...Perhaps you could bullshit a bit about your accomodation. Tell her that you are staying in a hotel for the next week or so because you have to have your house redone (or something like that). It would make going back to the hotel much less awkward ...and give her a chance to save face.
Just throwing some ideas out there...
Good luck with this!
Talk about a cliffhanger!
Mustang...Perhaps you could bullshit a bit about your accomodation. Tell her that you are staying in a hotel for the next week or so because you have to have your house redone (or something like that). It would make going back to the hotel much less awkward ...and give her a chance to save face.
Just throwing some ideas out there...
Good luck with this!
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Very entertaining, Mustang! This is a fine example of a scenario I've brought up before. Guys think it's all fun and games to have a big Dick until you stop getting call backs because you're busting up pussies. It's a real problem. Guys, make sure you think through *all* scenarios thoroughly before pulling the trigger on PE procedures.
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Thanks for sharing Mustang!
Awesome stuff!
Awesome stuff!
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9 years 7 months ago #1294387929- Mustang2020
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Well, well.....This may be the most exciting new year Eve ever for me anyway.
The PA called me about 4 pm new year's Eve and told me she's leaving home and I can meet her near her house at a coffee shop, she had the CD.
I thanked her for her extra efforts and I told her I'll make sure to fill in the ER feedback form, they have them at the front desk. This is actually a very well known Hospital/ER in the northern California area, known for its high quality service and great Dr's.
She sounded very nervous and cold, so I thought it will be a quick "here is the CD, happy new year, good bye" 2 min meeting. I was actually disappointed but wanted my CD. BTW, One of my Kidneys was a bit larger than the other but their Dr said no issues or signs of problems.
shaved and showered and wore my black stretchy Jeans, last time it was the blue ones, and put on a nice HD (Harely Davidson) shirt on, some nice evening men's perfume and off to the races.
I got there on time and went inside the shop. she wasn't there. Waited a few mins and then stood in line to get some decaf when my phone rang. She asked me to meet her just outside the coffee shop. I went out and there she was in her nice clean car with lightly tinted windows. I couldn't see her, it was getting a bit dark but of course I recognized her car. She partially opened her window and said hi in a soft nervous voice. I went to the other side of the car and opened the door. Asked if I can come in, she said yes so I did. She had her handbag on her legs and there was a white hospital envelop in it. This is when my eyes started noticing stuff!
She was dressed very nicely in a dark colored fairly tight dress, black or dark blue, I can see half her very slim legs, she had......yes you guessed it, make up!! LOL...not much make up, but enough to make her look really sexy ( at the ER she had zero make up and still looked cute). Those legs!! I am a leg man and love the Asian slim all the way legs. I tell ya my unit got 50% bigger.
I closed the door slightly and we started talking. She was very nervous and uncomfortable and I thought she just wanted to finish this stupid CD thing, after all this is waaaay beyond her duty. I started asking about her new car to perhaps get her to relax. She did and she started loosening up quickly.
Not to bore you guys with what we talked about, but we talked for over 20-25 min..in the car and yes, I did close the door all the way, it was getting cold.
I learned a lot about her, I hope she'll never read this casue I hate to invade her privacy but I am hoping the statistics will work for me and she'll never read this. Her Vietnamese (I though she was of Chinese heritage initially) Upper middle class parents are very strict and controlling but have high expectations of her, she's the only child and I suspect they migrated to the USA and paid tons of money to put her thru med school. They want her to marry an Asian Dr or similar, but must be Asian. I did notice there were quite a few Asian and Filipino Dr's/nurses at the ER, male and females. So I suspect the parents were hoping she'll get hooked with one of them.
Early Analysis: Her parents are very strict, high expectation to perform to their standards, The girl has been in med school for the best part of her life, she's early 30's and now it is time for her to find a husband. I suspect the parents and she are feeling the pressure.
I shared with her some of my personal family issues too and I think she really appreciated it and felt more trusting. I did not lie to her, I was beginning to really like her...a lot.
All this time she had her hand on the envelop. I gently reached over and touched the CD, and her hand, and said so this is it? She said yes with a red face. I did not take the CD, but kept my left hand gently rested on her leg(covered by the dress) and asked her if all was well with the ultra sound images. She started saying some medical terms about the kidneys, the bladder, the stomach...I wasn't paying attention. MY unit now was almost 100% up! my pants while fully stretched were starting to hurt me, my testicles were crushed. I turned to my left and moved my legs so she can see what's going on. She was definitely looking down there. I was very excited to see her red face. She is very fair skinned so the red face was so pretty.
At this point, seeing that she did not attempt to move my left hand, I reached with my right hand and slowly took the CD. She looked at me kinda scared but did not move. I thanked her very much and I turned my face and looked ahead and said: look at those couple, they look happy drinking coffee together (they were walking near the car). This is when I made my move, I turned my left handover so I can touch her right leg, over the dress still, with the palm of my hand. She didn't move at all. I was still looking ahead and talking about people sitting outside the coffee shop while my hand was now moving very very gently on her leg. soon I reached the naked part of the leg, this is a deciding moment, either win or die trying. No problem....she did not move, she's toast....LOL
I was looking ahead and not at her face to give her a chance to relax and not be so nervous. I have learned she's been brought up in a very strict environment and I think she is now breaking most of the rules at this point. I am not Asian, but half Italian, not a Dr but an Engineer and not in the med industry!
If SO or the mods think this it too graphic, let me know or delete the following paragraph. I have no intention of breaking the rules. This is my favorite site where men can share like no other place.
At this point, I was pretty hot and I think she was, well, agreeable to my hand. I started very gently moving my hand up and down her right leg, then I slowly moved it in between her legs near her knees, all the while glancing at her red face and then looking ahead. I felt her relaxing her legs which felt very warm. Finally I turned my face and looked her straight in the eye, she was just....not sure how to describe her look, I am not a good writer, just a country Engineer...LOL. I asked her if she's ok and she nodded in agreement. I moved my left hand and touched her neck while my right hand is now doing the left hand work. She tilted her head towards my hand, her hair was short (I like long hair dam it!) and soft and she has great soft skin. I always love the way Asian skin feels, unlike American girls I went out with. Remember, this is my experience with women, your will vary.
Now I moved a bit closer to her and kissed her neck, she loved it, I kissed her neck again and she shivered a bit. Well, so far is it a home run? Now I worried that people will see us, so I asked her to move the car under a tree away from the coffee shop entrance. She started the car and struggled to put it in gear. She was a mess and I haven't done anything to her yet. finally she moved the car.
My home is not far but I have company from LA, Los Angles. No way I would suggest to go to her house, her parents come and go as they please...so for now I knew we are stuck in this small and silly Japanese car.
I told her after moving the car that I hope I am not bothering her, she said no no no problem.
This time I went ahead and kissed her on the mouth, she kissed me back very gently but nervously, She is not a good kisser but I ain't complaining. She moved her handbag out of the way so now I had my right hand on her legs slowly and very softly stroking her exposed legs, this drive them crazy, I know...LOL.
up to this point she has not touched me with her hands, but as we started kissing she put her hand on my cheek and we kissed quite a few times. My hand now has touched her underwear, she pulled back a bit so I stopped. more kissing and the hand went back to the area that controls most men.....this time no pull back, guys, she was drenched. Now she was trembling from excitement and nervousness and I am sure from guilt. I did this for a few moments and increased pressure on the sensitive area. I remembered my rule, the moment I feel a woman is taking over is the moment I back off, my rule, may not work for most. I gently stopped kissing her and pulled my hand away..slowly. Her body relaxed back at the seat. I asked her if she wanted to get some coffee, she said no she needs to go back home it is late. I think her parents were mentally calling her. No problem. I told her I am going to LA tomorrow (true) and will be back mid next week. She asked if I have time to see her when I come back, I told her that I will call her early next week and we can decide. she nodded very softly. I thanked her again for her kindness and wished her a happy new year.
Analysis: she's very sweet and complicated, I see her parent's have huge control on her complete life and her future. I think she has not had intimacy for a long time, months or so. I am beginning to truly like her but I can't see a stable future with her. I travel internationally a lot, I am free spirited and can do anything I want any time I want, she has her life planned for her. I can see she can't say no to her parents. She sees me as a chance to quietly rebel against her parents with almost no danger of them finding out.
I plan to meet her next week. If I need a place for romance, I have a problem. My house is full, no way I'd suggest a hotel, too unfitting for both of us. I'll have to think of something creative.
Live Long and Kiss long...LOL
The PA called me about 4 pm new year's Eve and told me she's leaving home and I can meet her near her house at a coffee shop, she had the CD.
I thanked her for her extra efforts and I told her I'll make sure to fill in the ER feedback form, they have them at the front desk. This is actually a very well known Hospital/ER in the northern California area, known for its high quality service and great Dr's.
She sounded very nervous and cold, so I thought it will be a quick "here is the CD, happy new year, good bye" 2 min meeting. I was actually disappointed but wanted my CD. BTW, One of my Kidneys was a bit larger than the other but their Dr said no issues or signs of problems.
shaved and showered and wore my black stretchy Jeans, last time it was the blue ones, and put on a nice HD (Harely Davidson) shirt on, some nice evening men's perfume and off to the races.
I got there on time and went inside the shop. she wasn't there. Waited a few mins and then stood in line to get some decaf when my phone rang. She asked me to meet her just outside the coffee shop. I went out and there she was in her nice clean car with lightly tinted windows. I couldn't see her, it was getting a bit dark but of course I recognized her car. She partially opened her window and said hi in a soft nervous voice. I went to the other side of the car and opened the door. Asked if I can come in, she said yes so I did. She had her handbag on her legs and there was a white hospital envelop in it. This is when my eyes started noticing stuff!
She was dressed very nicely in a dark colored fairly tight dress, black or dark blue, I can see half her very slim legs, she had......yes you guessed it, make up!! LOL...not much make up, but enough to make her look really sexy ( at the ER she had zero make up and still looked cute). Those legs!! I am a leg man and love the Asian slim all the way legs. I tell ya my unit got 50% bigger.
I closed the door slightly and we started talking. She was very nervous and uncomfortable and I thought she just wanted to finish this stupid CD thing, after all this is waaaay beyond her duty. I started asking about her new car to perhaps get her to relax. She did and she started loosening up quickly.
Not to bore you guys with what we talked about, but we talked for over 20-25 min..in the car and yes, I did close the door all the way, it was getting cold.
I learned a lot about her, I hope she'll never read this casue I hate to invade her privacy but I am hoping the statistics will work for me and she'll never read this. Her Vietnamese (I though she was of Chinese heritage initially) Upper middle class parents are very strict and controlling but have high expectations of her, she's the only child and I suspect they migrated to the USA and paid tons of money to put her thru med school. They want her to marry an Asian Dr or similar, but must be Asian. I did notice there were quite a few Asian and Filipino Dr's/nurses at the ER, male and females. So I suspect the parents were hoping she'll get hooked with one of them.
Early Analysis: Her parents are very strict, high expectation to perform to their standards, The girl has been in med school for the best part of her life, she's early 30's and now it is time for her to find a husband. I suspect the parents and she are feeling the pressure.
I shared with her some of my personal family issues too and I think she really appreciated it and felt more trusting. I did not lie to her, I was beginning to really like her...a lot.
All this time she had her hand on the envelop. I gently reached over and touched the CD, and her hand, and said so this is it? She said yes with a red face. I did not take the CD, but kept my left hand gently rested on her leg(covered by the dress) and asked her if all was well with the ultra sound images. She started saying some medical terms about the kidneys, the bladder, the stomach...I wasn't paying attention. MY unit now was almost 100% up! my pants while fully stretched were starting to hurt me, my testicles were crushed. I turned to my left and moved my legs so she can see what's going on. She was definitely looking down there. I was very excited to see her red face. She is very fair skinned so the red face was so pretty.
At this point, seeing that she did not attempt to move my left hand, I reached with my right hand and slowly took the CD. She looked at me kinda scared but did not move. I thanked her very much and I turned my face and looked ahead and said: look at those couple, they look happy drinking coffee together (they were walking near the car). This is when I made my move, I turned my left handover so I can touch her right leg, over the dress still, with the palm of my hand. She didn't move at all. I was still looking ahead and talking about people sitting outside the coffee shop while my hand was now moving very very gently on her leg. soon I reached the naked part of the leg, this is a deciding moment, either win or die trying. No problem....she did not move, she's toast....LOL
I was looking ahead and not at her face to give her a chance to relax and not be so nervous. I have learned she's been brought up in a very strict environment and I think she is now breaking most of the rules at this point. I am not Asian, but half Italian, not a Dr but an Engineer and not in the med industry!
If SO or the mods think this it too graphic, let me know or delete the following paragraph. I have no intention of breaking the rules. This is my favorite site where men can share like no other place.
At this point, I was pretty hot and I think she was, well, agreeable to my hand. I started very gently moving my hand up and down her right leg, then I slowly moved it in between her legs near her knees, all the while glancing at her red face and then looking ahead. I felt her relaxing her legs which felt very warm. Finally I turned my face and looked her straight in the eye, she was just....not sure how to describe her look, I am not a good writer, just a country Engineer...LOL. I asked her if she's ok and she nodded in agreement. I moved my left hand and touched her neck while my right hand is now doing the left hand work. She tilted her head towards my hand, her hair was short (I like long hair dam it!) and soft and she has great soft skin. I always love the way Asian skin feels, unlike American girls I went out with. Remember, this is my experience with women, your will vary.
Now I moved a bit closer to her and kissed her neck, she loved it, I kissed her neck again and she shivered a bit. Well, so far is it a home run? Now I worried that people will see us, so I asked her to move the car under a tree away from the coffee shop entrance. She started the car and struggled to put it in gear. She was a mess and I haven't done anything to her yet. finally she moved the car.
My home is not far but I have company from LA, Los Angles. No way I would suggest to go to her house, her parents come and go as they please...so for now I knew we are stuck in this small and silly Japanese car.
I told her after moving the car that I hope I am not bothering her, she said no no no problem.
This time I went ahead and kissed her on the mouth, she kissed me back very gently but nervously, She is not a good kisser but I ain't complaining. She moved her handbag out of the way so now I had my right hand on her legs slowly and very softly stroking her exposed legs, this drive them crazy, I know...LOL.
up to this point she has not touched me with her hands, but as we started kissing she put her hand on my cheek and we kissed quite a few times. My hand now has touched her underwear, she pulled back a bit so I stopped. more kissing and the hand went back to the area that controls most men.....this time no pull back, guys, she was drenched. Now she was trembling from excitement and nervousness and I am sure from guilt. I did this for a few moments and increased pressure on the sensitive area. I remembered my rule, the moment I feel a woman is taking over is the moment I back off, my rule, may not work for most. I gently stopped kissing her and pulled my hand away..slowly. Her body relaxed back at the seat. I asked her if she wanted to get some coffee, she said no she needs to go back home it is late. I think her parents were mentally calling her. No problem. I told her I am going to LA tomorrow (true) and will be back mid next week. She asked if I have time to see her when I come back, I told her that I will call her early next week and we can decide. she nodded very softly. I thanked her again for her kindness and wished her a happy new year.
Analysis: she's very sweet and complicated, I see her parent's have huge control on her complete life and her future. I think she has not had intimacy for a long time, months or so. I am beginning to truly like her but I can't see a stable future with her. I travel internationally a lot, I am free spirited and can do anything I want any time I want, she has her life planned for her. I can see she can't say no to her parents. She sees me as a chance to quietly rebel against her parents with almost no danger of them finding out.
I plan to meet her next week. If I need a place for romance, I have a problem. My house is full, no way I'd suggest a hotel, too unfitting for both of us. I'll have to think of something creative.
Live Long and Kiss long...LOL
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Awesome thread! Can't wait for the next installment!
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I am amazed at what a woman can take if she is into you. Two ladies I was with at 7-7.25 inches of mid shaft Girth (42 and 34 year old Chinese ladies who had Asian only before me) took all of my Cock after having sex 4-5 times. I told them that I was involved in an accident in the military that caused a Priapism. Both of them cummed and had multiple orgasms with me. They all absolutely loved the size once we fit. They were both visually stunned every time they put their hand around the Girth comparing it to their forearms. Lots of fun. In the end it's really all in how you use it, however psychologically for me it is fun to dominate them with a fat piece of meat. Will they remember me for my Cock? Maybe. But they will remember me more for the fun they had traveling with me and the fun we had hiking and playing together. Good luck guys.
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lakingsfan35 wrote: Sprung is more like obsessed, infatuated, its more of a "in love with someone" type word.
You need to put a muzzle on it or put her in check so to speak.
Lol yeah what l.f said
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So I got a few hours of free times today, and here we go.
I can't recall all the specific details so I'll just get to the important stuff.
She called or I called a few weeks after our first encounter, can't remember. I am getting old, LOL. We agreed to meet at the same coffee shop. We got into my car and we went for a short drive to a nearby lake where they have small boats and Jet skis. It was evening so the park was empty but for a couple of boats leaving the water. It was a great weather and very pleasant temp. We sat on a bench looking at the lake and we talked for about an hour. she told me, again, about her parents and how they pressure her to marry a rich Asian soon. She is a full Dr now and she must marry ASAP!! WTF?
She's under a lot of pressure from family and work, She finds me a good escape from her reality. I am a good listener and she finds it comforting and safe to tell me everything, after all, I am just a stranger!
My house was full of people so we couldn't to go there, I'd never suggest a hotel since I find it offensive to us both. She kinda invited me to her house out of being polite, but I'd never go there. If her parents find out, they'll cut my fat Dick off and feed it to the dogs......
So we talked at the lake till it was sunset, it was beautiful and romantic. the ranger came by and told to we can stay a bit longer but have to leave soon. I know of a local park near by so we went there and parked near a few trees. I brought some red wine with me, she does not like red, she likes white but she and I drank it anyway. At half bottle, I touched her legs gently and kissed her, she pulled away for a moment, I told her if she tired I'll take her back, she said nooo, She's just shy to kiss in public. I told her its very quiet and safe here but I'll be happy to take her back. She then came closer to me and kissed me. We fooled around or a few moments. She had a medium long gray/white dress, it was pretty but not sexy by my standards. I put my hands between her warm legs and she responded by opening them very slightly. Again, she was drenching wet, and this time she grabbed my unit and started to touch my legs. I kissed her some more and then I asked her to go to the back seat, I have an old Mercedes S500 that has a huge back seat. I was hoping for this to happen, so I had some blankets, tissues and towels in the back. The rear window has an electrical shade which I deployed, I also put the front shade on, I also had two side window shades with suction cups and they were put on one side of the car. This took a few moments to do, so it kinda cooled things off a bit. So I told her let's have a little more wine. I made a few jokes about Mercedes cars and Germans having big dicks, she laughed and said she never saw a bigger Dick than mine, while I don't believe it, it felt good to hear. '
It is always easy for a woman to boost or destroy a man's ego with a word or two. How tough we think we are, yet how fragile our egos can be!
Started kissing again and we were back in business. I pulled her panties to the side and started on her, she was a little nervous but quickly started to relax and enjoy it. She was so wet that I had to grab some tissues and dry her up some, then went back with the tongue and finger on her G spot. now she is fully aroused and I can feel her muscles contracting every now and then, I slowed down and wanted to edge her as much as possible. I had a devious plan in mind!
I took off her wet underwear and I told her to relax and to tell me if I am rough or soft on her, she said it was perfect so I now know what she likes. After about 5 mins, I can tell she's ready to finish so I edged her again and then I told her if she felt like peeing, to go ahead and do it! She looked at me strangely but somehow she understood and I can feel her relax her body but her muscles were getting a stronger hold on my single middle finger. I put a towel under her cute little ass and another on the floor. As she got closer to orgasm, I told her just let go and not to be shy. About 2 mins later, she came and was moving all over the place, I grabbed her leg with one hand and I rubbed her Cl** with the other, she then did what I was hoping she would.....she squirted a little bit and she was moving around like crazy. I think the air suspension on the S500 was getting a good test! LOL. ! The look on her face was priceless. She then put her head back on the seat and she looked like she had died....I touched her again but she trembled and moved away. It was still too sensitive. About a min later, I started with my tongue again and very gently with my fingers, about three mins later, she came again and exploded with a huge squirt. she got me on my chest, my pants, the back of the front seats, the floor mats...Fuck, now I need an expensive car detail job!.
This time she was dead... LOL...I let her relax while I wiped a few things as dry as I can. My Dick was throbbing and it hurt like hell, I was still fully clothed! I looked around to make sure no body saw us, luckily there was only one car far from us. She turned over on her side and closed her eyes. I sat next to her and I felt fully satisfied. Amazingly, I lost Erection but in a very nice relaxed way, as if I had finished my self. I was gently running my hands on her legs, ass and back. I love Asian skin, so naturally soft and smooth. I touched her ass and her vagina, she smelled so sweet anywhere I touched her. She then went to sleep like a baby.
About 8-10 min went by, and she started to move again. me:Are you ok? she:I am fine thank you, what did you do to me? me:I did nothing, you did all the work, she:I never thought I can do this in my life, I had read about it but never thought I can squirt. I told her you Drs think you know everything but you know very little...She laughed and said what about you? you didn't finish! I told her I was gay and I didn't like women....She almost died from laughing....
She started touching me again and little Mustang rose up again, quickly. I told her not to worry about me, I was very happy she had a good feeling. She said she had never come so hard and so many times in her life. I asked her how many times did you come? she said she can't remember but quite a few.
I told her we should go soon, I saw a few cars park around. She agreed. I went to the driver seat while she took care of her self and she then joined me in the front passenger seat. We went back to the coffee shop. I had a small coffee while she had a smoothie. We talked little after we finished our drinks. She said she wants to see me one more time. I said one more time? she said yes please. I didn't ask why, I knew why.
She drove away very slowly, I drove back home with a smile on my face. She's such a nice lady but she has such hi expectations of her that I feel almost sorry for her although I think she'll do just fine. I told her to call me when she's ready...she said; Sure!
I can't recall all the specific details so I'll just get to the important stuff.
She called or I called a few weeks after our first encounter, can't remember. I am getting old, LOL. We agreed to meet at the same coffee shop. We got into my car and we went for a short drive to a nearby lake where they have small boats and Jet skis. It was evening so the park was empty but for a couple of boats leaving the water. It was a great weather and very pleasant temp. We sat on a bench looking at the lake and we talked for about an hour. she told me, again, about her parents and how they pressure her to marry a rich Asian soon. She is a full Dr now and she must marry ASAP!! WTF?
She's under a lot of pressure from family and work, She finds me a good escape from her reality. I am a good listener and she finds it comforting and safe to tell me everything, after all, I am just a stranger!
My house was full of people so we couldn't to go there, I'd never suggest a hotel since I find it offensive to us both. She kinda invited me to her house out of being polite, but I'd never go there. If her parents find out, they'll cut my fat Dick off and feed it to the dogs......
So we talked at the lake till it was sunset, it was beautiful and romantic. the ranger came by and told to we can stay a bit longer but have to leave soon. I know of a local park near by so we went there and parked near a few trees. I brought some red wine with me, she does not like red, she likes white but she and I drank it anyway. At half bottle, I touched her legs gently and kissed her, she pulled away for a moment, I told her if she tired I'll take her back, she said nooo, She's just shy to kiss in public. I told her its very quiet and safe here but I'll be happy to take her back. She then came closer to me and kissed me. We fooled around or a few moments. She had a medium long gray/white dress, it was pretty but not sexy by my standards. I put my hands between her warm legs and she responded by opening them very slightly. Again, she was drenching wet, and this time she grabbed my unit and started to touch my legs. I kissed her some more and then I asked her to go to the back seat, I have an old Mercedes S500 that has a huge back seat. I was hoping for this to happen, so I had some blankets, tissues and towels in the back. The rear window has an electrical shade which I deployed, I also put the front shade on, I also had two side window shades with suction cups and they were put on one side of the car. This took a few moments to do, so it kinda cooled things off a bit. So I told her let's have a little more wine. I made a few jokes about Mercedes cars and Germans having big dicks, she laughed and said she never saw a bigger Dick than mine, while I don't believe it, it felt good to hear. '
It is always easy for a woman to boost or destroy a man's ego with a word or two. How tough we think we are, yet how fragile our egos can be!
Started kissing again and we were back in business. I pulled her panties to the side and started on her, she was a little nervous but quickly started to relax and enjoy it. She was so wet that I had to grab some tissues and dry her up some, then went back with the tongue and finger on her G spot. now she is fully aroused and I can feel her muscles contracting every now and then, I slowed down and wanted to edge her as much as possible. I had a devious plan in mind!
I took off her wet underwear and I told her to relax and to tell me if I am rough or soft on her, she said it was perfect so I now know what she likes. After about 5 mins, I can tell she's ready to finish so I edged her again and then I told her if she felt like peeing, to go ahead and do it! She looked at me strangely but somehow she understood and I can feel her relax her body but her muscles were getting a stronger hold on my single middle finger. I put a towel under her cute little ass and another on the floor. As she got closer to orgasm, I told her just let go and not to be shy. About 2 mins later, she came and was moving all over the place, I grabbed her leg with one hand and I rubbed her Cl** with the other, she then did what I was hoping she would.....she squirted a little bit and she was moving around like crazy. I think the air suspension on the S500 was getting a good test! LOL. ! The look on her face was priceless. She then put her head back on the seat and she looked like she had died....I touched her again but she trembled and moved away. It was still too sensitive. About a min later, I started with my tongue again and very gently with my fingers, about three mins later, she came again and exploded with a huge squirt. she got me on my chest, my pants, the back of the front seats, the floor mats...Fuck, now I need an expensive car detail job!.
This time she was dead... LOL...I let her relax while I wiped a few things as dry as I can. My Dick was throbbing and it hurt like hell, I was still fully clothed! I looked around to make sure no body saw us, luckily there was only one car far from us. She turned over on her side and closed her eyes. I sat next to her and I felt fully satisfied. Amazingly, I lost Erection but in a very nice relaxed way, as if I had finished my self. I was gently running my hands on her legs, ass and back. I love Asian skin, so naturally soft and smooth. I touched her ass and her vagina, she smelled so sweet anywhere I touched her. She then went to sleep like a baby.
About 8-10 min went by, and she started to move again. me:Are you ok? she:I am fine thank you, what did you do to me? me:I did nothing, you did all the work, she:I never thought I can do this in my life, I had read about it but never thought I can squirt. I told her you Drs think you know everything but you know very little...She laughed and said what about you? you didn't finish! I told her I was gay and I didn't like women....She almost died from laughing....
She started touching me again and little Mustang rose up again, quickly. I told her not to worry about me, I was very happy she had a good feeling. She said she had never come so hard and so many times in her life. I asked her how many times did you come? she said she can't remember but quite a few.
I told her we should go soon, I saw a few cars park around. She agreed. I went to the driver seat while she took care of her self and she then joined me in the front passenger seat. We went back to the coffee shop. I had a small coffee while she had a smoothie. We talked little after we finished our drinks. She said she wants to see me one more time. I said one more time? she said yes please. I didn't ask why, I knew why.
She drove away very slowly, I drove back home with a smile on my face. She's such a nice lady but she has such hi expectations of her that I feel almost sorry for her although I think she'll do just fine. I told her to call me when she's ready...she said; Sure!
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Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!
9 years 7 months ago #1294215665
It's not everyone that's walking around with a 7-Inch Girth. She might be fingering herself to the image of Mustang's Colt Magnum right now.
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