--- title: "smallest penis contest - howard stern - PhalloBoards - Phalloboards" description: "Smallest penis contest. This may have been posted before, if not it is worth a watch. (8 mins) Amazing how proudly these men are lining up and being..." url: "https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/love-lust-vanity/8057401-smallest-penis-contest-howard-stern.html" date: "2026-08-06T16:53:14+00:00" language: "en-GB" --- PhalloBoards - An Online Community to Discuss Penile Girth Enhancement General Forum Doctors Forum Username Password Remember me - [ Forgot your password? ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/component/users/reset.html?Itemid=101) - [ Forgot your username? ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/component/users/remind.html?Itemid=101) - [ Create an account ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) # TOPIC: smallest penis contest - howard stern ## Re: smallest penis contest - howard stern 10 years 4 months ago [\#1291775789](#1291775789) - **[Reklaw](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/4324840-reklaw.html "View Reklaw's Profile")** - [![Reklaw's Avatar](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg)](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/4324840-reklaw.html "View Reklaw's Profile") - [ Offline](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/4324840-reklaw.html) - General - ![General](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 1361 - Thanks: 3 - [ ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=4324840) This is so sexist, if this was a contest for ugliest vaginas the feminists would be going crazy and it would be in newspapers been condemned. This is truly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, if feel sorry for you lot in US if this is what it's like, it wouldn't be so bad if they were been nice about it but their been unusually nasty, it's unBritish like Please [Log in](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuajQucGhhbGxvYm9hcmRzLmluZm8vZ2VuZXJhbC1mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzgwNTc0MDEtc21hbGxlc3QtcGVuaXMtY29udGVzdC1ob3dhcmQtc3Rlcm4uaHRtbD9tYXJrZG93bj0x) or [Create an account](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. ## Re: smallest penis contest - howard stern 10 years 4 months ago [\#1291777130](#1291777130) - **[messageman](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1722700-messageman.html "View messageman's Profile")** - [![messageman's Avatar](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/avatars/resized/size144/users/avatar1722700.jpg?1309009799)](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1722700-messageman.html "View messageman's Profile") - [ Offline](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1722700-messageman.html) - Moderator - ![Moderator](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rankmod.gif) - Posts: 738 - Thanks: 10 - [ ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=1722700) > Reklaw wrote: This is so sexist, if this was a contest for ugliest vaginas the feminists would be going crazy and it would be in newspapers been condemned. > This is truly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, if feel sorry for you lot in US if this is what it's like, it wouldn't be so bad if they were been nice about it but their been unusually nasty, it's unBritish like This is "truly the most disgusting thing" you have ever seen? Well then, you have lived a blessed life.. And yes, the British are never nasty...And very true, this is what it is always like in America...Small penis size contests on TV and radio are the norm...and penis humiliation is common place. Worst of all, no tea time. Stiff upper lip and all that mate! God save the queen! 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This may have been posted before, if not it is worth a watch. (8 mins) Amazing how proudly these men are lining up and being examined........... If link doesn't work. google - smallest penis contest - should come up first. Steven. Please [Log in](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuajQucGhhbGxvYm9hcmRzLmluZm8vZ2VuZXJhbC1mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzgwNTc0MDEtc21hbGxlc3QtcGVuaXMtY29udGVzdC1ob3dhcmQtc3Rlcm4uaHRtbD9tYXJrZG93bj0x) or [Create an account](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. ## Re: smallest penis contest - howard stern 10 years 4 months ago [\#1291778683](#1291778683) - - !['s Avatar](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg) - Pending Email Verification - ![Pending Email Verification](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank2.gif) - Thanks: 0 - [ ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=4066349) I've seen this before. Even though I felt embarassed for them, I couldn't help but chuckle. Being fat really adds insult to injury in the Dick department. Dick size is hard to change, being fat isn't. The video where a virgin gets a chance at his favorite pornstar is pretty rough. This hot bitch goes and picks this poor fucker up. He's probably about 5", fat and nervous as hell. Blows his load almost instantly and is too nervous to even be around her. At least these dudes are laughing and in the comfort of eachother. Please [Log in](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuajQucGhhbGxvYm9hcmRzLmluZm8vZ2VuZXJhbC1mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzgwNTc0MDEtc21hbGxlc3QtcGVuaXMtY29udGVzdC1ob3dhcmQtc3Rlcm4uaHRtbD9tYXJrZG93bj0x) or [Create an account](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. ## Re: smallest penis contest - howard stern 10 years 4 months ago [\#1291783311](#1291783311) - **[Reklaw](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/4324840-reklaw.html "View Reklaw's Profile")** - [![Reklaw's Avatar](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg)](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/4324840-reklaw.html "View Reklaw's Profile") - [ Offline](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/4324840-reklaw.html) - General - ![General](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 1361 - Thanks: 3 - [ ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=4324840) @messageman was been sarcastic when I said it was unBritish like HA cheers anyway Please [Log in](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuajQucGhhbGxvYm9hcmRzLmluZm8vZ2VuZXJhbC1mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzgwNTc0MDEtc21hbGxlc3QtcGVuaXMtY29udGVzdC1ob3dhcmQtc3Rlcm4uaHRtbD9tYXJrZG93bj0x) or [Create an account](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. ## Re: smallest penis contest - howard stern 10 years 4 months ago [\#1291790533](#1291790533) - **[neverendingjourney](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/4391316-neverendingjourney.html "View neverendingjourney's Profile")** - [![neverendingjourney's Avatar](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg)](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/4391316-neverendingjourney.html "View neverendingjourney's Profile") - [ Offline](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/4391316-neverendingjourney.html) - General - ![General](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 210 - Thanks: 0 - [ ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=4391316) Yeah that's the first thing I thought, "I'd just end myself". But maybe never having anything to begin with they don't even know what their missing so they just go about life with different endeavours. I'm sure many end up gay and becoming a catcher. It would be hard pressed to keep a woman around unless she was asexual or something. Feel bad for these guys truly. The comments on the youtube video are ridiculous. "hahha only white guys" is a common one. Then a bunch of Dick measuring post. Video is viral so at least this condition is known. God can be cruel. 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I could never do it, the biggest guy there looks like my size. 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