TOPIC: So, having a big(er) dick doesn't matter if nobody wants to sleep w/ you

Restoration wrote: I removed most of this... I calculated that I hooked up with 40-50 guys since the surgery healed in Jan....

Hi Restoration,

What do you mean by hooking up with 40-50 guys? Just connected/chatted or...

Anyway - you probably had too high expectations and that can bring some disappointments especially on such a condensed time like holiday when every day counts. I don't know your circumstances but somehow I don't think hooking up with anyone through an app is deemed to have lasting success. Do you see a holiday as your prime season through out the year? I can't say I've ever met anybody on holiday.

I don't want to be rude or unsympathetic, I know it is your life and I am sorry your holiday didn't go as planned but that is some entertaining stuff! I have been with sane woman for over 20 years so I have no clue about single life. The Osama guy must have photo shopped his pics. Lol. I understand wanting to give new tool a go; I thought I was going to tear my wife a new one after R2 and it was more than .5 Inch bigger because I waited only 4 days and she didn't even notice. Lol. Boy was I surprised because I could definitely feel the difference. I guess after a few kids it going to take at least 6 Inch Girth to really make a difference. I think as long as she gets off size doesn't matter much and I've always been able to get her to finish line. Really popped my bubble though

Interesting how social norms play a large part in what is funny.

Puell75 wrote: I am sorry your holiday didn't go as planned but that is some entertaining stuff!

Hahaha - good. That's the only way I know how to deal with it. I used to actually do stand up comedy for years...and even in this other country too where I go on vacation. I totally killed it there which was a huge surprise since their sense of humor is different, but this angle works well (i.e., my life is fucked up & we're just gonna laugh about it - kinda joan rivers & her vagina falling on the floor w/ age, etc...except I don't use age yet).

I wrote a whole bit about getting my penis enlarged in TJ - but I never had the Balls to use it yet bc the scene is too small and I don't want the entire city knowing overnight. I'm still on the fence about it. There are too many funny things about the ordeal to not talk about it.

I had sex w/ like 10-12 guys since I got back, so I feel better now. And it's been VERY easy...and now I'm back to a few saying "I was so surprised you were into me / so surprised you hit on me" etc... so THANK GOD! (Of course there were a dozen rejections, but a 1:1 ratio is much better than a 1:1000000 ratio!!) My vacation was cursed, and I think I was too tan and had too much botox / filler - and just looked bizarre. I showed my family friend a pic and she's like wtf is up w/ your face (looked like puffy steroid face that was shiny from botox. Botox and tanning do NOT MIX cuz it makes you look like a shiny plastic doll since the skin cant contract normally from the tanning). It settled down now & everyone's back to treating me normally...including one major clinger and wants to be my wife or something...the recent texts are borderline disturbing for a one hour hook up...and he can't fucking spell.

Ugh. Can't be ugly. Can't be pretty.