--- title: "Lost virginity on saturday - PhalloBoards - Phalloboards" description: "As some may know, I used to go by the username '29 year old virgin'. As a result of taking the deeply uncharacteristic step of going out to the town last..." url: "https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/love-lust-vanity/5550874-lost-virginity-on-saturday.html" date: "2026-08-07T06:46:49+00:00" language: "en-GB" --- PhalloBoards - An Online Community to Discuss Penile Girth Enhancement General Forum Doctors Forum Username Password Remember me - [ Forgot your password? ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/component/users/reset.html?Itemid=101) - [ Forgot your username? ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/component/users/remind.html?Itemid=101) - [ Create an account ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) # TOPIC: Lost virginity on saturday ## Re: Lost virginity on saturday 14 years 9 months ago [\#1270787844](#1270787844) - **[PMMA\_someday\_soon](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1765971-pmma-someday-soon.html "View PMMA_someday_soon's Profile")** - [![PMMA_someday_soon's Avatar](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg)](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1765971-pmma-someday-soon.html "View PMMA_someday_soon's Profile") Topic Author - [ Offline](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1765971-pmma-someday-soon.html) - General - ![General](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 50 - Thanks: 0 - [ ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=1765971) I was surprised at how... unsurprising the sex felt. As if I was operating on autopilot and had done it all many times previously. Please [Log in](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuajQucGhhbGxvYm9hcmRzLmluZm8vZ2VuZXJhbC1mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzU1NTA4NzQtbG9zdC12aXJnaW5pdHktb24tc2F0dXJkYXkuaHRtbD9tYXJrZG93bj0x) or [Create an account](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. ## Re: Lost virginity on saturday 14 years 9 months ago [\#1270881107](#1270881107) - **[ricric](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1800257-ricric.html "View ricric's Profile")** - [![ricric's Avatar](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg)](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1800257-ricric.html "View ricric's Profile") - [ Offline](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1800257-ricric.html) - General - ![General](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 1 - Thanks: 0 - [ ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=1800257) LOL! My first time lasted MAYBE 4 minutes. I tried to hurry up and finish because the whole time I was afraid she'd change her mind and want to stop. It was a race to the finish so that I could say I finally did it! Please [Log in](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuajQucGhhbGxvYm9hcmRzLmluZm8vZ2VuZXJhbC1mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzU1NTA4NzQtbG9zdC12aXJnaW5pdHktb24tc2F0dXJkYXkuaHRtbD9tYXJrZG93bj0x) or [Create an account](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. ## Re: Lost virginity on saturday 14 years 9 months ago [\#1270788196](#1270788196) - **[PMMA\_someday\_soon](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1765971-pmma-someday-soon.html "View PMMA_someday_soon's Profile")** - [![PMMA_someday_soon's Avatar](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg)](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1765971-pmma-someday-soon.html "View PMMA_someday_soon's Profile") Topic Author - [ Offline](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1765971-pmma-someday-soon.html) - General - ![General](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 50 - Thanks: 0 - [ ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=1765971) Meeting went as follows (to the best of my recollection). I was walking from one side of the bar to the other when this girl calls me over. I go across to say hello and see what she wants. She says something like 'wow, look at those arms' to her friend. I am wearing my gym shirt. I start talking about myself, my job, my hobbies and other interests in life and also my gym routine. Girl: Oh my god, why are you talking so quickly? You sound incredibly nervous. PMMA someday soon: That's my usual speaking pace I'm afraid. I talk like this to everyone- friends, co-workers. I'm going to a speech therapist at the moment to try to reduce my wpm rate. [more conversation. She fondles my arms a few times.] Girl: This is an act isn't it? You're going round doing this in lots of places. It's a good act though. How many women have you slept with? PMMA someday soon: [lying to seem more manly]: In my life? Only three. Girl: Bullshit. Liar. This is an act. No way can you go around looking like that and only have slept with three women. No way. PMMA someday soon: No, honestly, it's true. I'm not very good at picking up social cues. People have to ask me things directly or I won't notice. Girl: No, you're a liar. [More discussion] Girl: This is crazy. You're sort of like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory but even more so, but you're also way hotter and you've got muscles! OK, I don't care if this is an act, I'm falling for it. [She is moving in her seat in a slightly fidgety way at this point.] Girl: What if I told you that I find you incredibly hot and I really want you to come back to my place and have sex with me? That wouldn't make you too nervous would it? PMMA someday soon: No, that wouldn't make me nervous, I would love to do that. Girl: You sure? I'm not putting pressure on you am I? PMMA someday soon:No, no, I'm completely OK with that. I think that would be great! Girl: OK, I just have to ditch my friends. Meet me outside in 10 minutes. We met outside. After some discussion we decide that her place is the only option. I don't have any condoms at mine. I drive to her flat. She is fondling me as I drive. Distracting! We arrive at her place... go to her room. Clothes are removed, business is attended in all the usual ways over the course of the night. I leave at 6:30am so as not to cause awkwardness when her flatmates wake up. When I get home I find that a wrapper from one of the condoms I used (durex) fell into my shoe. A souvenir! I fall asleep in my bed and dream of sex. Please [Log in](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuajQucGhhbGxvYm9hcmRzLmluZm8vZ2VuZXJhbC1mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzU1NTA4NzQtbG9zdC12aXJnaW5pdHktb24tc2F0dXJkYXkuaHRtbD9tYXJrZG93bj0x) or [Create an account](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. ## Re: Lost virginity on saturday 14 years 9 months ago [\#1270783867](#1270783867) - **[New1inch](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1727852-new1inch.html "View New1inch's Profile")** - [![New1inch's Avatar](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/avatars/resized/size144/users/avatar1727852.jpeg?1619732583)](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1727852-new1inch.html "View New1inch's Profile") - [ Offline](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1727852-new1inch.html) - General - ![General](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 1016 - Thanks: 37 - [ ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=1727852) NIce!! pss.. how was the experience? Please [Log in](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuajQucGhhbGxvYm9hcmRzLmluZm8vZ2VuZXJhbC1mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzU1NTA4NzQtbG9zdC12aXJnaW5pdHktb24tc2F0dXJkYXkuaHRtbD9tYXJrZG93bj0x) or [Create an account](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. ## Lost virginity on saturday 14 years 9 months ago [\#1270782968](#1270782968) - **[PMMA\_someday\_soon](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1765971-pmma-someday-soon.html "View PMMA_someday_soon's Profile")** - [![PMMA_someday_soon's Avatar](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg)](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1765971-pmma-someday-soon.html "View PMMA_someday_soon's Profile") Topic Author - [ Offline](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1765971-pmma-someday-soon.html) - General - ![General](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 50 - Thanks: 0 - [ ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=1765971) As some may know, I used to go by the username '29 year old virgin'. As a result of taking the deeply uncharacteristic step of going out to the town last Saturday this is no longer applicable. I will write up my unanticipated experience later today. Please [Log in](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuajQucGhhbGxvYm9hcmRzLmluZm8vZ2VuZXJhbC1mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzU1NTA4NzQtbG9zdC12aXJnaW5pdHktb24tc2F0dXJkYXkuaHRtbD9tYXJrZG93bj0x) or [Create an account](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. 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