--- title: "PE Jokes - PhalloBoards - Phalloboards" description: "Wanted to start a thread because we all need a laugh every once in a while. Figured we could keep it related to PE though. Here is my first contribution. EBay..." url: "https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/love-lust-vanity/5457339-pe-jokes.html?start=0" date: "2026-08-06T18:46:25+00:00" language: "en-GB" --- PhalloBoards - An Online Community to Discuss Penile Girth Enhancement General Forum Doctors Forum Username Password Remember me - [ Forgot your password? ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/component/users/reset.html?Itemid=101) - [ Forgot your username? ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/component/users/remind.html?Itemid=101) - [ Create an account ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) # TOPIC: PE Jokes ## Re: PE Jokes 14 years 11 months ago [\#1269897479](#1269897479) - **[virgin\_age\_29](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1750804-virgin-age-29.html "View virgin_age_29's Profile")** - [![virgin_age_29's Avatar](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg)](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1750804-virgin-age-29.html "View virgin_age_29's Profile") - [ Offline](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1750804-virgin-age-29.html) - General - ![General](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 29 - Thanks: 0 - [ ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=1750804) Remember there are options even in the most desperate of cases Please [Log in](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuajQucGhhbGxvYm9hcmRzLmluZm8vZ2VuZXJhbC1mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzU0NTczMzktcGUtam9rZXMuaHRtbD9tYXJrZG93bj0xJnN0YXJ0PTA=) or [Create an account](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. ## Re: PE Jokes 14 years 11 months ago [\#1273664775](#1273664775) - **[philbob](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1922133-philbob.html "View philbob's Profile")** - [![philbob's Avatar](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg)](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1922133-philbob.html "View philbob's Profile") - [ Offline](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/general-forum/user/1922133-philbob.html) - General - ![General](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 7 - Thanks: 0 - [ ](https://www.j4.phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=1922133) Holy crap that ebay joke is great! 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I tried to open a new email account today. When it asked me to enter a password I entered "penis". Message flashed up "PASSWORD REJECTED, TOO SHORT". I thought, how the fuck does Microsoft know the size of my prick? 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One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"."I've been Circumcised.", the other replied."What's that mean?" "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut off?" "My mom said I was two days old." "Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly. "You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!" 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The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention ?" the friend asked. "You look fine to me." "I know !" grinned the patient. "But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my Circumcision required twenty-seven stitches." 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During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary,sir!" the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!" "No sir, our mother is!" the younger one replied. "Your mother? Don't be stupid, woman do not have penises!" "I know sir" replied the older brother, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!" 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Penile Mixed Martial Arts? I don't want to join some club where guys beat each-other up with their wangs... sorry. 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But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent Urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery. "How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously. "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor. "Well," said the wife, "you are planning to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?" 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