TOPIC: Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year)

how big are most of the guys' length you have seen? are most of them like 7''+ or more average in the 5-6' range? i go on LPSG sometimes and always end up shaking my head at how much guys claim to be with 9''+ (like today a guy claims to have been with 7-8 guys with over 9'')

I really just think this is funny - but it's also mildly frustrating.

I've been seeing someone for 2-3 mos who has had a really bad sore throat & tonsil issue. He says he "never gets sick" and he's only been sick since he started seeing me, and this isn't going away despite a course amoxicillin and another course of augmentin (both antibiotics get rid of the symptoms, but it comes back at the end of the course.) He made me get a tests for urethral chlamydia and gonorrhea, and those were negative.

Then, he brought up the fact that he thinks the "stuff I had injected in Mexico" leaked in his mouth and infected his throat. LMAO....

I went through every possible biological explanation why this would be totally impossible, but he remained unconvinced.

The whole 30 minutes that this conversation went on, I was just thinking "I'm posting this on PhalloBoards...it'll be my only saving grace in this situation..."

He's actually not that dumb. He's a defense atty who is a fairly good litigator. How he has NO understanding of the human body, however, is just odd. Could you imagine me sending wade an email asking if the PMMA could leak out to someone's throat through oral sex and cause tonsillitis?? I swear I wouldn't even be allowed back in the office.

He doesn't seem to get that it's the winter and there are a dozen pathogens out there right now going around. It's not strep, but the throat can get infected by plenty of things. He just keeps going to these urgent clinics and not an ENT or even a primary care doc. Recently, a nurse practitioner put him on prednisone. I was like - you need Levaquin or Cefzil at this point... not prednisone! ok... crazy story / rant over.

No, he won't do a throat test for chlamydia and gonorrhea because he said he hasn't been with anyone else, and if mine was negative then his will be negative. He wont't do any other tests either. He just says I'm the slutty one, and he's nervous all the time about it - always "joking" - but it's starting to get annoying. I've never been unsafe in my life... and have no symptoms of anything (I posted that scabies story in the past , but it was jock itch...not scabies... that was a headache.) Unfortunately you can get gonorrhea from oral sex, though it's not that common. It does happen. I accept the reality of it - nobody has oral sex with condoms, so if you get it (which I managed to avoid for many years) - you go to the doctor and get a ceftriaxone shot. It's not HIV or Hepatitis. Now he's on prednisone and claims he's feeling better, but I don't trust any of that. Prednisone doesn't treat any throat infection -it just masks the symptoms.

Did you say you bottom too or just top?

thanks man, its good to be able to hear from someone who actually keeps it real with the figures, and not a fucking flat out liar or exaggerator or just ignorant. Which helps to confirm the studies on average sizes, that it is not what people have been conned into believing via the internet.

Yes, he's neurotic about these things...I don't know what to do. I'm not great at dumping people. I'm trying to look past this because of how stupid it is. He works out of town, so I don't have to deal with it much.

I think he has us in a long term marriage situation in his head...I'm not sure. At the same time, he hasn't told any of his friends except one - which is weird. I invited him out with my friends in the second week. He said no.

This is why I like being single and a man-whore. Relationships are too much to deal with.

sure tom kat - it's so annoying how guys are so vocal about being 8 x 6 or above... it's not only extremely rare (2-5% maybe?) but it fucks with your head because of pure "sampling bias" - yeah, everyone on LPSG is gonna have a big Dick. And everyone at Harvard is gonna be really smart. Most people in a hospital are going to be sick. But, is that population average Dick size or IQ or heath status? Nope.

Iron, I do both. For 5 years I couldnt be a be a top cuz my Dick was fucked up so now I'm into it more into that since I can again. And, it seems like most gay guys are bottoms so I get laid more this way.

Yes, unusual for sure but not impossible as I found out. I suppose the hand didn't touch only my Dick, there were many touches that evening but no entry into any of the body holes No licking either but touching each other on the private parts.

just from a hand job? that's really unusual. were they licking their hand or something for lube? or TMI, sorry.